I'm not going to spin you a fake sob story about being a struggling author in a
mouldy bedsit, or post winsome family snaps of kids I don't have, just to try
and trigger your sympathies. Fuck that noise, there are far more worthy causes you can give to if you're feeling flush. However, if you got one of my books for free and liked it enough to end up here, maybe you'd like to pay me whatever you think it's worth. Or maybe you wouldn't. Either way is fine.